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Old Aug 17, 2005, 05:35 PM // 17:35   #81
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-When you want your gf to dress up like an elementalist for you "just one time"
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Old Aug 17, 2005, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #82
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-When you want your gf to dress up like an elementalist for you "just one time"
When you wish you had a girlfriend so that you could ask her to dress up like an elementalist "just one time"
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Old Aug 17, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #83
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When you watch a movie about Robin Hood and try to guess what Ranger skills is he using.
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Old Aug 17, 2005, 10:25 PM // 22:25   #84
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- When your supervisor walks up and sees you reading Guild Wars forums, and asks you what you're doing, and you begin to explain about the Fissure of Woe;
- When you spend 30 minutes thinking of a character name;
- When you spend the time to doctor a screenshot.
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Old Aug 17, 2005, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #85
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- When you spend 30 minutes thinking of a character name

worse! It took me two days to come up with the name Alicia Stormcrow
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Old Aug 17, 2005, 11:32 PM // 23:32   #86
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-When you start flirting with witha female character or talk dirty to her.

..just beacue I have a female character...doesn't mean I am a female...

BTW way this is the funniest thread I've read yet...

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Old Aug 17, 2005, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #87
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-When you start flirting with witha female character or talk dirty to her.
was that you following me around?
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #88
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-When you start flirting with witha female character or talk dirty to her.
-When your female monk talks dirty to a male character and he buys it...then you inform him you are male as well...and he tells you that he was already pretending that you were...ahhhh...
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #89
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Yes I believe she has stated that before. She is not only very attractive, she is well educated too. That is easy to figure from the substance of her posts.

In other words: She gives Good Mind.
Only on Tuesdays, Saturdays and Birthday's...

This one's probably been said before (and it was most probably by me )
You know you've been playing ANY MMO too long.. when you start saying Lol irl instead of actually laughing...
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #90
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Yes I believe she has stated that before. She is not only very attractive, she is well educated too. That is easy to figure from the substance of her posts.

In other words: She gives Good Mind.
Btw, I was very touched by this post. I don't think a lot of my looks and I hate to be judged on them. I prefer people to enjoy me (oi :P) for my brain.

...that does not include using it for a rugby ball, or any other sport where I'm thrown about between loads of massive, sweaty male bodies
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #91
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~~~When you wake up in the morning and before you smoke your first smoke you log into anything GW related to see if the update miraculously appeared while sleeping

That is sooooo true, I'm always smoking first thing in a morning, I roll over in bed and light one up. But since GWs I just roll over see whos in teamspeek say morning, then re login to guildwars wich is allready minimised THEN I have a smoke.. lol.

Heres one.

You find yourself talking to little girls in the street, calling them Gwen and telling them that they can follow you if they want and if they're lucky you'll give them a flute

EDIT: Heres another, When you're spending the week alone with your girlfriend and you're laid on her sofa posting on GWs guru forums on her sisters laptop when you should be enjoying the week alone... *cough*

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 02:48 PM // 14:48   #92
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I prefer people to enjoy me...

...between loads of massive, sweaty male bodies
Who's the one getting all the enjoyment here!

oh behAVE

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 03:04 PM // 15:04   #93
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Absolutely GENIUS thread!

I have had to stifle my laughter as I'm at work...

At work and checking GWG, oh dear - you know you play GW too much when...

...you log more time at work to 'admin' than any projects!

Luckily this isn't true for me! I am guilty of many of the others though!
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32   #94
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When you create specific playlist for certain things in guild wars like 'Arse kickery' playlist or 'exploring' playlist...yes I know I have too much free time.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 03:37 PM // 15:37   #95
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When you care more about what people in GWguru think about you than what the people at work think.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #96
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... when you obsess at work over your attribute point distribution instead of helping customers...
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13   #97
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When the new guy on your team at work makes an elementary mistake, and you shout "STOP RUSHING YOU FREAKING NOOB" at the top of your voice.

Depressingly, the reason I post this is because I came within a long breath of actually doing this today. Argh.
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #98
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worse! It took me two days to come up with the name Alicia Stormcrow
LMAO THATS THE DUMBEST NAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND IT TOOK U 2 DAYS?
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Old Aug 18, 2005, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #99
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LMAO THATS THE DUMBEST NAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND IT TOOK U 2 DAYS?
It's no worse than "Dante Deatbringer". Death isn't even spelled properly. Noob.

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Aha, changed your character name to thwart me eh? I challenge you to fisticuffs.

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Old Aug 18, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #100
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woo fisticuffs!
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